Telpon Oh Telpon

Di rumah gue, kalo ada telpon bunyi, semua orang pura2 gak tau, termasuk gue. Berhubung komputer gue ada di ruang makan, dan telpon busuk itu ada di ruang makan, dan di samping komputer gue, tiap kali benda berisik itu bunyi, mau gak mau gue yang musti ngangkat itu telpon.

Kayak tadi jam 3, telpon berdering.

gue: Iya, halo.. (suara lembut, gak pake suara preman kayak biasanya)

telpon: Selamat sore, saya blablabla dari Speedy. Apakah benar nomor telepon ini atas nama bapak 'gue'?

gue: Iya, benar (masih lembut..)

telpon: Baik, saya bicara dengan siapa ini?

gue: saya pembantunya (harusnya gue bilang asisten pribadi aja --')

telpon: Baik, apakah bapak 'gue' ada di tempat?

gue: Wah, bapak lagi keluar tuh mbak..

telpon: Kira-kira pulangnya kapan ya?

gue: gak tentu sih, mbak..

telpon: Baik, terima kasih, saya akan menghubungi lagi lain waktu, Selamat sore..

Itu tadi percakapan jam 3 sore, sekarang jam 6 kurang.. soree..

Telpon busuk berdering.

gue: Haloo (suara malaikat)

telpon: Selamat sore, saya blablabla dari Telkom Speedy. Apa benar nomor telepon ini atas nama bapak 'gue'? (suara mas-mas)

gue: Iya benar..

telpon: Maaf, saya bicara dengan siapa ini?

gue: Saya Tini.

telpon: Oh, Tini (seolah-olah si mas itu mikir, kok masih ada ya yang pake nama Tini, ndeso). Maaf mbak Tini ini...?

gue: Saya pembantunya (lagi!)

telpon: Baik, bapak 'gue' ada di rumah?

gue: Bapak lagi keluar mas..

telpon: Kira-kira pulangnya kapan ya?

gue: Waah.. gak tentu mas.. kemungkinan sih ntar malem baru pulang..

telpon: Baik, terima kasih atas waktunya. Lain kali akan saya hubungi lagi. Selamat sore.

gue: Soree..

Hhhh.. besok gue pake nama apa lagi  ya??

--->kasi ide! Hahahahaha...

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Antara Gue dan Tuyul pt.1

Peristiwa ini terjadi semalem, ketika sodara saya, katakanlah sepupu, yang berusia sangat tua, yaitu balita --'. Derita emang kalo punya sodara masih kayak tuyul.

Pas mereka dateng, gue lagi pegang binder nyeni gue. Dan ketangkep basah ama mereka. Mereka kakak beradik, nama disamarkan. Kakak=tuyul 1, adik=tuyul 2.

Si Tuyul 1 bilang kalo coretan di binder gue bagus. Gue agak tersanjung dengan pujian anak kelas 3 SD, hehehe :D. Trus si Tuyul 1 minta digambarin dan dia nyari kertas binder yang masih kosong--padahal tinggal 1 biji doang yang kosong T_T semprul!!

Oke, percakapan dimulai saat gue mulai akan ngegambar Siwon (kata si Tuyul lhoh) dan dia yang ngeliatin gue ngegambar.

Tuyul 1: mbak, aku rak ngandel nek iki gambarmu kabeh.

gue: asem iwk, kui gambarku kabeh lhoo..

Tuyul 1: (ngasi kertas) hmm.. gambarno aku, ngko aku lagi ngandel. Ngko tak dudohno karo kanca2ku.

gue: trus mbok aku dadi gambarmu ngono?

Tuyul 1: iyo lah..

gue: --' (tapi tetep gambar, ada satpamnya!)

Trus si Tuyul 1 mulai buka2 binder gue lagi, dan ngeliat catetan logika informatika gue.

Tuyul 1: Halah, matematika. Aku iso nek matematika, gampaang..

gue: ndak yo? ngapusi.

Tuyul 1: tenan, aku pinter matematika owk. Nek kw kan gak pinter mbak.

gue: (tepat sasaran!!!) nguece! sopo kondo aku rak pinter matematika??(esmosi :D)

Tuyul 1: nek kw pinter, tak bedeki kw..

gue: oke!

Tuyul 1: 9kuadrat -7kuadrat : 5 x 1 piro jal??

gue: 0,1 (suara lantang dan mantap)

Tuyul 1: He'e ree.. bener,, kw kok pinter siy mbak?? (dengan muka gak ikhlas)

gue: Ichaaa...

Hehehehe.. gue pinter B)

Lagi.

Tuyul 1: mbak, kw gelem gak tak kei 500ewu?

gue: heleh, bocah koyo kw kok nduwe duit..

Tuyul 1: tenan.. aku gak ngapusi..

gue: dobol

Tuyul 1: tenan yo mbaaaakk.. aku rak ngapusi.. ki tak gowo..

gue: (penasaran! asli! bodohnya T_T) ndi????

Tuyul 1: (ngeluarin selembar kertas dan sekoin uang koin) kii... aku rak ngapusi rak, 500ewu, aku kan pinter matematika..

gue: --' (sebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll!!!!!!!) kui 1500!! jare pinter matematika! (masih gak ngeh kalo dikerjain)

Tuyul 1: kw ki iso ngitung tah orak mbak?? iki sewu, iki 500, dadine piro?

gue: 1500

Tuyul 1: bodooo.. yo 500ewu (sambil ngeloyor pergi)

gue: --""""""""""""""""

Asem!

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